Two drifters were sleeping by a stream with their backs against an oak tree when one of them said, “You know, Jim, this business of drifting your way through life is not what it’s cracked up to be. Think it over – nights on park benches or in a cold barn. Being kicked from one
A self-absorbed chief executive officer who, upon arriving at the hotel ballroom where his company’s annual meeting was to be held, was stopped at the door by a uniformed guard. The muscular six-foot-five guard asked the CEO to wait while he checked the list. “But don’t you know who I am?” sputtered the CEO. “No,
A famous general was visiting paratroopers during war, and he asked some of them, “How do you like jumping out of planes?” The first paratrooper responded, “I love it, sir!” The second one said, “It’s a fantastic experience, sir!” However, the third paratrooper responded: “I’m scared to death, sir, and don’t much like it.” “Then
There is an ancient Hawaiian belief that each child born has a bowl of perfect light. If the child tends to his/her light, it will grow in strength, and they can do all things. Swim with the sharks, fly with the birds, know and understand all things. If, however, they become envious, jealous, angry or
A salesperson spent a night at a small country inn. The next morning at breakfast the smiling innkeeper asked, “Did you enjoy the cornett concert in the next room last night?” The sleepy salesperson shook her head angrily. “Enjoy it! I spent half the night pounding on the wall trying to get that idiot to
American statesman Benjamin Franklin was concluding a moving speech on the guarantees of the Constitution when a heckler shouted out, “Aw, those words don’t mean anything. Where’s all the happiness you say it guarantees us?” Franklin smiled and calmly silenced his critic. “My friend, the Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue
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