During an open house at school, little Jenny began talking to one of her classmates. “Who is that little boy?” asked her mother. “Tommy.” “What is Tommy’s whole name? The daughter responded, “The teacher calls him Tommy Sitdown.” I’m celebrating kids today in honor of National Children’s Day, June 9, because kids teach us so
Rushing to work at a hospital, a nurse was driving fairly fast and failed to stop for a stoplight. A policeman caught up with her in the next block and said, “Doesn’t that red light remind you of something?” The nurse replied, “Oh yes, someone needs a bed pan.” After some explaining, the bemused officer
About this time every year, millions of people graduate from all levels of education, excited to begin the next chapter of their lives. Most are relieved to be finished with formal classroom learning and ready to put their newly minted knowledge to work. News flash: Their education in the real world is just beginning. We
A woman joined a local health club but after the first day requested her membership be refunded. “Is there a problem?” asked the proprietor. “Yes,” she replied. “Your floors are so low I can’t touch my toes.” Like so many of us discover, getting started is usually the hardest part. Why not start in May
A grandfather was alone at home, so one of his young grandsons came to spend the night with him. The next morning grandpa prepared two big bowls of oatmeal, his own favorite breakfast. He asked the young boy, “Do you like sugar?” The grandson nodded yes. “How about some butter, too?” Again, yes. “Of course,
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