A prominent New York critic was leaving the theater after a Broadway opening and met the producer in the lobby. The latter took one look at the critic’s suit, which was rumpled as usual, and said with some annoyance, “That’s a fine way to dress for my opening. Your suit looks as if you slept
Bill was taking an aptitude test to become an insurance salesperson. Everything was going well until question #21. It read, “How far is the earth from the moon?” Bill turned to the examiner and said, “If you are expecting me to cover that territory, you can forget it!” And that’s how far too many conversations
A group was hiking through the mountains when they found themselves engulfed by smoke from a forest fire. The smoke obscured all landmarks. They were starting to panic when one of them said confidently, “Follow me.” Linking hands to stay together, they followed the leader as she led them on a path through the smoke
A college basketball coach was reflecting on his team’s 115-57 loss during his postgame conference and said, “I think the whole game hinged on a single call.” A sportswriter asked, “Which one was that?” The coach said, “The one I made last year scheduling the game.” The value of learning from mistakes cannot be overstated.
During an open house at school, little Jenny began talking to one of her classmates. “Who is that little boy?” asked her mother. “Tommy.” “What is Tommy’s whole name? The daughter responded, “The teacher calls him Tommy Sitdown.” I’m celebrating kids today in honor of National Children’s Day, June 9, because kids teach us so
Rushing to work at a hospital, a nurse was driving fairly fast and failed to stop for a stoplight. A policeman caught up with her in the next block and said, “Doesn’t that red light remind you of something?” The nurse replied, “Oh yes, someone needs a bed pan.” After some explaining, the bemused officer
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