One day a teacher asked her class, “Can anyone give me a sentence with an ‘object’ in it?” A little girl said, “Teacher, you’re the most wonderful and beautiful lady I’ve ever seen.” The teacher responded, “Thanks, but what is the ‘object’”? The little girl added, “I’d like to have a longer recess today.” Okay,
Back in 1960, when I bought a small envelope company with dreams of becoming a gazillionaire, I could not imagine a world where people just turned on a machine, clicked through some instructions, and paid the electric bill. I didn’t think that I could have a contract signed and returned to me in a few
For some time a storekeeper had displayed in his window a card inscribed “Fishing Tickle.” A customer drew the proprietor’s attention to the spelling error. “Hasn’t anyone told you about it before?” asked the patron. “Oh, yes,” the dealer said placidly, “many have mentioned it. But whenever they drop in to tell me, they always
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