When the office photocopies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.  The friendly technician inspected the equipment and informed the manager that the machine was in need of a good cleaning.  The tech suggested that someone could read the operator’s manual and perform the job themself, since it would

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A guy walked into a sandwich shop and the server asked what he would like to order. He said, “What do you have that is good?” The clerk responded that everything is good. The customer then asked, “Do you sell things other than sandwiches?” The clerk said, “Yes, we have salads, too.” The customer added,

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President Dwight Eisenhower was raised on a Kansas farm, and he never forgot its lessons.  In response to a difficult question put to him at the National Press Club, Eisenhower said it reminded him of an incident in his boyhood. “An old farmer had a cow that we wanted to buy,” Eisenhower recalled, “so we

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